http://www.jakesjokes.com/ Latest jokes from JakesJokes.com en-us rss@jakesjokes.com The farmer was out working in his field, about a half mile from his house. In the distance, he sees his six year old son running to him. When the s... http://www.jakesjokes.com/view.php?joke=39657 General / Unsorted Tue, 16 Jan 2007 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.jakesjokes.com/view.php?joke=39657 A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the minister's brea... http://www.jakesjokes.com/view.php?joke=39656 General / Unsorted Wed, 03 Jan 2007 23:02:35 -0500 http://www.jakesjokes.com/view.php?joke=39656 A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed. "Have you any last requests?" asked the Chaplain. "Yes," replied the murderer. ... http://www.jakesjokes.com/view.php?joke=39655 General / Unsorted Mon, 01 Jan 2007 15:55:10 -0500 http://www.jakesjokes.com/view.php?joke=39655 Hey! It's my turn to sit in the front pew. I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went 25 minutes over time. Personally I find witnessing ... http://www.jakesjokes.com/view.php?joke=39654 Religious Tue, 16 Jan 2007 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.jakesjokes.com/view.php?joke=39654 The prosecutor sees your lawyer in the hall, and they high-five each other. During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway. He tells you ... http://www.jakesjokes.com/view.php?joke=39653 General / Unsorted Sat, 13 Jan 2007 12:24:30 -0500 http://www.jakesjokes.com/view.php?joke=39653 There's that man, who has a cock 50 cm long. And he can't get fucked, cause' no lady can take it that sky-high. Well, he's desperate and the only way ... http://www.jakesjokes.com/view.php?joke=39652 General / Unsorted Sun, 14 Jan 2007 22:58:20 -0500 http://www.jakesjokes.com/view.php?joke=39652 A red head goes for a drive in the country and she has to stop as there is a farmer who is moving his sheep from one pasture to another across the roa... http://www.jakesjokes.com/view.php?joke=39651 General / Unsorted Sun, 14 Jan 2007 19:00:47 -0500 http://www.jakesjokes.com/view.php?joke=39651 A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. To his surprise, S... http://www.jakesjokes.com/view.php?joke=39650 General / Unsorted Sun, 14 Jan 2007 00:53:35 -0500 http://www.jakesjokes.com/view.php?joke=39650 A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on t... http://www.jakesjokes.com/view.php?joke=39649 General / Unsorted Sat, 23 Dec 2006 20:00:49 -0500 http://www.jakesjokes.com/view.php?joke=39649 The US has succeeded in building a computer able to solve any strategic or tactical problem. Military leaders are assembled in front of the new machin... http://www.jakesjokes.com/view.php?joke=39648 General / Unsorted Mon, 18 Dec 2006 17:55:13 -0500 http://www.jakesjokes.com/view.php?joke=39648 An elderly gentlemen had been living with his spinster daughter for some years. One day, upon returning home he heard an unusual whirring noise. Wand... http://www.jakesjokes.com/view.php?joke=39647 General / Unsorted Mon, 25 Dec 2006 07:40:01 -0500 http://www.jakesjokes.com/view.php?joke=39647 When a snail crossed the road, he was run over by a turtle. Regaining consciousness in the emergency room, he was asked what caused the accident. "I... http://www.jakesjokes.com/view.php?joke=39646 General / Unsorted Wed, 20 Dec 2006 11:19:23 -0500 http://www.jakesjokes.com/view.php?joke=39646 Several Thanksgivings back, we were sitting in a hot tub enjoying the afterglow of a win by ATM over UT. This was the last joke I heard before the wom... http://www.jakesjokes.com/view.php?joke=39645 General / Unsorted Fri, 29 Dec 2006 17:10:52 -0500 http://www.jakesjokes.com/view.php?joke=39645 Some great license plates seen over the years or heard about... IXLR8 On a nice looking Porsche LK 2 FK Seen by myself - a blonde in a white Merced... http://www.jakesjokes.com/view.php?joke=39644 General / Unsorted Fri, 05 Jan 2007 17:43:34 -0500 http://www.jakesjokes.com/view.php?joke=39644 I have a friend who became tired of reading the "Don't blame me, I voted for Bush" bumperstickers. This was his response. As many of you can attest, ... http://www.jakesjokes.com/view.php?joke=39643 General / Unsorted Mon, 25 Dec 2006 08:40:54 -0500 http://www.jakesjokes.com/view.php?joke=39643 Ghost PoopieThe kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there's no poopie in the toilet. Clean PoopieThe kind where you seen the poopie come out,... http://www.jakesjokes.com/view.php?joke=39642 General / Unsorted Wed, 03 Jan 2007 01:25:34 -0500 http://www.jakesjokes.com/view.php?joke=39642 My friend is a rather old-fashioned lady, always quite delicate and elegant - especially in her language. She and her husband were planning a week's ... http://www.jakesjokes.com/view.php?joke=39641 General / Unsorted Fri, 22 Dec 2006 08:20:56 -0500 http://www.jakesjokes.com/view.php?joke=39641 #1 Ropes or chains dear? #2 Chains tonight! #1 Leather or rubber? #2 Rubber and spikes please. #1 E, amyl, gange or billy? #2 E and gange please. #... http://www.jakesjokes.com/view.php?joke=39640 General / Unsorted Mon, 08 Jan 2007 22:18:18 -0500 http://www.jakesjokes.com/view.php?joke=39640 (Your jokes are too funny. You will be assimilated. Your piece de resistance is useless.) Two Borg walk into a bar. One Borg says to the other, "Did ... http://www.jakesjokes.com/view.php?joke=39639 General / Unsorted Fri, 12 Jan 2007 03:15:29 -0500 http://www.jakesjokes.com/view.php?joke=39639 Forwarded from another list. You may have to be a fan of the show to understand them. No offense to any Borg out there. Q: How many Borg does it ta... http://www.jakesjokes.com/view.php?joke=39638 General / Unsorted Fri, 22 Dec 2006 14:51:40 -0500 http://www.jakesjokes.com/view.php?joke=39638