| » THOSE NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY PETS! |
| A man walks into a bar and says "Bartender gimme a triple shot of Jack".
The bartender pours, and the man downs it, slams the glass on the bar and says "Another".
The bartender pours another. The man downs it and says "Another".
As the bartender pou ... |
| Added on : 23-Jun-2004 |
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| » THE TALKING PARROTS |
| A lady approaches her priest and tells him "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have ... |
| Added on : 11-Mar-2004 |
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| » BIZARRE REAL LIFE ANIMAL LAWS |
| In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property.
It is illegal for hens to lay eggs before 8 am and after 4 pm in Norfolk, Virginia.
Ducks quacking after 10 pm in Essex Falls, New Jersey are breaking ... |
| Added on : 11-Mar-2004 |
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| » The Secret Diary of a Cat |
| DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from shredding ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » Ernie the Hamster |
| If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome including toilet-flush burials for dead goldfish It's a long story but one that will have you laughing out LOUD!!
Overview: I had to take my son's hamster to the vet. Here's what ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » Baby Turtle |
| A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with a deep sigh, started to climb. About an hour later, he reached a very high branch and walked along to the end. He turned and spread all four flippers and launched himself off the branch. On ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » Signs your cow has mad-cow disease. |
| Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease...
Your cow insists on wearing a little A-1 sauce behind each ear as cologne.
She refuses to let you milk her, saying "Not on the first date."
Your cow takes up painting and cuts off one of its ears.
... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » King of the Jungle... |
| A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared,
"Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"
The trembling monkey says, "You are, mighty lion!
Later, the lion confronts a ox and fiercely be ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » Dogs `n Light Bulbs |
| How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. Then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. Rottweiler: Make me! Lab: Oh, me, me! Pleeease let me change the light bulb! Can I? Huh? Huh? Dachshund: You know I can't re ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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| » Things I've Learned From My Cat |
| Make the world your playground.
Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a sock over it helps.
If you can't get your way, lay across the keyboard till you do.
When you are hungry, meow loudly so they feed you just to shut you up.
Always fi ... |
| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
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