BlogBands for the rest of us

Are you sick and tired of seeing all of these ribbons in the top corner of the blogs you read? You know the ones I mean... "Impeach Bush" or "Fight Breast Cancer" and so forth. That's all well and good for the folks who care about this sort of thing, but what about the people like Angry Internet Guy, who just don't give a crap about anything?

Well, rest easy, because Angry Internet Guy has you covered with your very own "I stand for nothing!" ribbon that you can proudly display on your blog, or you can choose from the selections below.

Simply cut and paste the following code into your blog's template
(Ideally, this code should go immediately after the <BODY> tag)

I STAND FOR NOTHING!
 <script type="text/javascript" src="http://www.jakesjokes.com/blogbands/istandfornothing.js" > </script> <noscript> <a href="http://www.blogbands.org"> I stand for nothing </a> </noscript>

KISS MY SHINY METAL ASS!
 <script type="text/javascript" src="http://www.jakesjokes.com/blogbands/kissmyshinymetalass.js" > </script> <noscript> <a href="http://www.blogbands.org"> Kiss my shiny metal ass! </a> </noscript>

(Custom)

KISS MY LITTLE SHINY ASS!
 <script type="text/javascript" src="http://www.jakesjokes.com/blogbands/kissmylittleshinyass.js" > </script> <noscript> <a href="http://www.blogbands.org"> Kiss my little shiny ass! </a> </noscript>

BUSH SMOKES CRACK!
 <script type="text/javascript" src="http://www.jakesjokes.com/blogbands/bushsmokescrack.js" > </script> <noscript> <a href="http://www.blogbands.org"> Bush smokes crack! </a> </noscript>

TOKE, TOKE, PASS...
 <script type="text/javascript" src="http://www.jakesjokes.com/blogbands/toketokepass.js" > </script> <noscript> <a href="http://www.blogbands.org"> Toke, Toke, Pass... </a> </noscript>

DON'T READ THIS!
 <script type="text/javascript" src="http://www.jakesjokes.com/blogbands/dontreadthis.js" > </script> <noscript> <a href="http://www.blogbands.org"> Don't read this! </a> </noscript>

RIBBONS SUCK (for dark backgrounds)
 <script type="text/javascript" src="http://www.jakesjokes.com/blogbands/ribbon_suck_yellowonblack.js" > </script> <noscript> <a href="http://www.blogbands.org"> Ribbons suck </a> </noscript>

RIBBONS SUCK (for light backgrounds)
 <script type="text/javascript" src="http://www.jakesjokes.com/blogbands/ribbon_suck_yellowonwhite.js" > </script> <noscript> <a href="http://www.blogbands.org"> Ribbons suck </a> </noscript>

MR YUK
 <script type="text/javascript" src="http://www.jakesjokes.com/blogbands/mryuk1.js" > </script> <noscript> <a href="http://www.blogbands.org"> Mr. Yuk </a> </noscript>

DOWN WITH BOB !
 <script type="text/javascript" src="http://www.jakesjokes.com/blogbands/downwithbob.js" > </script> <noscript> <a href="http://www.blogbands.org"> Down with Bob! </a> </noscript>

There will be more BlogBands in the future as interest develops. Go to this blog post, and send me a comment with your suggestions. I'm willing to make it say pretty much anything, so don't be shy.

Also, I can make custom "BLOGROLL ME!" BlogBands that allow people to blogroll you right from your highly visible "top-of-the-page, in-your-face, can't-possibly-miss-it" BlogBand, but they're a bit more of a pain to make, so I'm charging $5 each for them, or $10 if you want different colors than the standard BlogBands you see here. (PayPal is fine. I'll just need to see your "Blogroll Me" link, as given to you by the Blogrolling.com website, since the link contains all of the info I'll need to ensure that the Blogrolling window opens with the correct information for YOUR BLOG in it..)

OR... I'll accept a couple of permanent links instead of the $5... One to AngryInternetGuy.com and one to JakesJokes.com. They've got to be on a page with at least 3 PR, and not just a page full of links.

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