» Santa and 3 sexy ladies by Debra Saunders
This one sounds better spoken because of the ryhmes. Try it out loud...
Santa, making his rounds, is in a house, when he is approached by a attractive young lass...
"Santa will you stay and play with me?"
"Ho Ho Ho, I gotta go, got to g
Read the jokes full text
|
» Genghis Khan is looking for by Walter Juarez
Genghis Khan is looking for a few good barbarians.
Read the jokes full text
|
» Bar Joke by Ursula Poole
A man walks into a bar and hears piano music. He looks at the piano and
can't see anyone sitting there, so he walks over and discovers a foot-tall
man standing on the piano bench playing the tune of Dixie-Girl. The man
tho
Read the jokes full text
|
» Getting Home by Bryan Mcguire
The cowhand got paid on Friday and immediately rode into town and proceeded to get thoroughly shit faced. A couple of pals decided to play a trick on him. They snuck out, turned his horse around, and went back to join the hapless for a few more rounds.
Read the jokes full text
|
» What is a mummy's favorite type of music?
by Alberto
Wrap.
Read the jokes full text
|
» Snoring person in a hotel room by Ryan
By the time John pulled into the little town every hotel room was taken.
"You've got to have a room somewhere." he pleaded. "Or just a bed - I don't care where."
"Well, I do have a double room with one occupant," admitted the manager, "and he migh
Read the jokes full text
|
» Q: How many programmers by Peggy Bryan
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Two. One always leaves in the middle of the project.
Read the jokes full text
|
» Fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant... by Henry
I finished the Oreo's.""Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs 40 pounds." "Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby..!!" "I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever!" "Well, couldn'
Read the jokes full text
|
» Peter's Principle: In every by Elaine
Peter's Principle: In every hierarchy, each employee tends to rise to the level of his incompetence.
Read the jokes full text
|
» Knock Knock
Who's there?
Harmon!
Harmon who?
Harmon on by Sean
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Harmon!
Harmon who?
Harmon on your side!
Read the jokes full text
|
