» Chinks & Niggers by Mike
A Chinese man walks into a bar and on seeing the bar man is black shouts: "Gimme a jigger Nigger".
The black man tells him how that wasn`t a nice thing to say, and how would he like the same treatment. The Chinese man explains he wouldn`t give a shit,
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» National Condom Week by Edwin
At one time I had a whole list but these are all I can remember. Please send me any additions or the original list if you have it.
IN HONOR OF NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK OUR FRIEND WEE WILLY RUBBER REMINDS US:
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» What's on your back? by Annabelle Fox
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons. The head of the tribe says to the German, "What do you want on your back for your whipping?"
The German responds, "I will take oil!"
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» Just remember kiddo, shit makes by Tracy
Just remember kiddo, shit makes a garden grow.
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» Untitled joke by Funny jokes
How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.
If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 math
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» Yuks from the Yakutsk by Maude Browning
Taken from "The Jokes of Oppression: The Humor of Soviet Jews."
Question: What does friendship among Soviet nationalities mean?
Answer: It means that the Armenians take the Russians by the hand; the
Russians take
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» Stupid student by oniyae
Why did the student eat his homework?
His teacher said it was a peace of cake.
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» How do you detect an overconfident girl? by Kirk Camacho
Wave a camera around. The normal girls will run and hide, and the overconfident girls will run to the camera, wanting you to take their picture.
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» Un tipo llega a una by Alfred Mccall
Un tipo llega a una torre de consultorios con un frasco de muestras y pregunta en la recepción:
"Disculpe, señorita,¿el consultorio del oftalmólogo?"
"Señor, Ud. busca el laboratorio y está en el sótano".
"No, yo qui
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» The last laugh! by Marcie Peck
Several years ago, after having Japanese executives from the automotive industry tour a Ford Plant, they held a press conference in which one of the Japanese execs claimed that the American workers were slow and lazy.
Not long after, a friend
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